Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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