You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
The ass gains better be worth it
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