Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
sex in a hospital.. check
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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