rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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