of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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