You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I got inside last night via doggy door
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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