And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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