A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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