white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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