Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just forgot I was standing up.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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