How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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