I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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