The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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