3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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