every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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