I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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