Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Life is so much better after having sex.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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