You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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