this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He shit in the fireplace
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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