I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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