So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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