k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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