I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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