Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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