Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You ate ashes out of my bong
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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