no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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