Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I have demons in me.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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