Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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