Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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