Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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