I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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