kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
