This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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