i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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