It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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