It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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