Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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