Everything about him screamed your future.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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