You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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