playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
two words: eviction party
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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