remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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