white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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