if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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