the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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