I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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