dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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