It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You're like the curious george of whores
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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