I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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