Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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