Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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