Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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