We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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