How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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