Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
