Whod you bang
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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