this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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