the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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